when people are jerks i'd like to tell them to take a flying leap. off the nearest bridge. into deep water. that's freezing cold. and filled with sharks. when people are jerks i'd like to make them peel a hundred onions. without taking a break. or stopping to wipe their nose. and then push them into a vat of tunafish. that smells like it rotted last year. when people are jerks i'd like to tell them to hold their breath. until they're blue in the face. and their neck muscles bulge out. so they look uglier than they're already acting. when people are jerks i'd like to kick them in the butt. hard enough for them to fly across the room. and crash into the wall. and spill their large and sticky drink down the front of their shirts. when people are jerks i'd like the world to stop. and a hall monitor to whistle. and write them a detention slip. that puts them in time out. for like a million years. when people are jerks i wish the boogie
choosing to see God in the unlikely places. it's not about me...it's about Him.